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Polite Warning…

Geezer,

Here in the UK we have a notorious problem…

Of apologising for everything.

You bump into me, I apologise.

I make it to the checkout before you, I apologise.

You say something and I don’t hear it, I apologise.

It’s what we do.

But there’s one thing I’ve learned not to do (and you should too) …

Is apologise for sending emails.

Because the chaps and chapettes on your list, asked to be added to your list. They agreed to be emailed, and they wanted to hear more from you – it’s permission based marketing at it’s finest – or so I believe.

So after months in the wilderness, doing other stuff…

I’m going to be emailing more, and more and maybe even more than you want, like or are used to.

Hopefully everyday, yup, every bleedin’ day.

So this… is is my polite warning to

a) let you know and
b) remind you about the unsubscribe link at the bottom of this email

Do I want you to go…

Hell no, ‘course not.

You should stick around, read a few emails and get a feel for what the ‘duck’ I’ve got to share.

I’m sure you’ll love them more than proper chocolate.

However, if you think I’m a ‘limey’ with too much time on his hands…

Click the royal blue link at the bottom of ye olde emails and unsubscribe.

So Geezer, I might see you’s tomorrow

Alan’s Internet Marketing x

P.S. I’m not actually a Brit, but I do like it here.

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